Why can't I just win the lottery/at scratchcards/at the casino already? Then I could actually own shoes like this rather than just staring at the hallowed pages of Net-a-Porter with pure, unadulterated lust. Carrying a rather gasp-inducing price tag of £1, 595 I think I am resigned to dreaming about Brigette 140 python shoe boots. Some cultures believe that if you dream about the same thing three times in a row, it will come true. I bloody hope they're right - I'm off to eat some cheese and catch some z's...
