What does being single on Valentine's Day mean to you? Going down to Morrisons and buying yourself an enormous box of chocolates (possibly meant for two) and a bottle of their Finest red wine? I did that on Thursday. How about subtly begging your housemates to buy/make something, anything that resembles a present? Yes, I'm ashamed to say I did this too. Despite all this irrational behaviour I'm pleased to say that no wallowing actually took place on Saturday night: we were way too busy having a fabulous knees-up: Underwater Love style.